Biography
I am Nicholas Hokanson, I am the Press Secretary of the Conservative Cuttlefish. I was born on a farm in Kansas. I was raised not knowing a lot about politics, so as I got older this deeply troubled me. So I became a hero, similar to Batman. I spent my days putting out real ,and fake, stories about Presidents. It was a big hit! For the Presidents I liked I would make up good stories for, about good things. That is what inspired me to become a Press Secretary.
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